A Cock and Balls Story Things You Should Never do to a Man's Privates ...

By Neecey

A man’s genitals are very sensitive – and that’s not just to criticism or laughter about size! They are definitely the most delicate part of a man’s anatomy. A man will certainly encourage you to do all sorts of things to his penis and testicles, but here are the things you should never do.

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Do Not Knee Him in His Balls

This may seem like an obvious one since you really shouldn’t knee or kick a man in the testicles unless he is attacking you in some way. However, it is happening all the time because women can be a little careless when they are on top of a man. During sex, when switching positions, a woman swings her leg around on the bed and catches the man between his legs (it kills the mood somewhat). Another common occurrence is when the lady is laid on top of the man on his back and is kissing him. She descends downwards to give oral sex, but as she is making her way down there, her knee accidentally lands between his legs. It is an easy mistake for a woman to make, and it will kill the mood faster than the kids coming home early from school.

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Do Not Bite

Though it is true that some men like a nibble down under, it is usually a very sensitive area. If you are going to tuck into his privates like a vampire in a porno, then please check with him first. Some men do not mind a gentle nibble on the penis, though most men are too sensitive for it to be pleasurable. Almost all men on the planet will react badly if you try to bite his testicles. Even a gentle nibble can cause pain that lasts for hours, both in the affected area and the inevitable stomachache he gets.

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Do Not Suck Them Too Hard

Some men enjoy having their testicles sucked, but you can go too far. Suck them too hard and it may cause bruising. Take them too far into your mouth and the connective tissue in his testicles will stretch and it will feel very uncomfortable for him.

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When it comes to pleasuring a man’s privates, it is important to proceed with caution. Testicles, in particular, are a sensitive area and can be easily injured if handled too aggressively. When it comes to testicle play, it is important to remember that less is more.

Sucking on the testicles can be an enjoyable experience for a man, but it is important to suck gently. Sucking too hard can cause bruising and even tearing of the delicate skin. In addition, it is important to be mindful of how far into the mouth the testicles are taken. Taking them too far can cause the connective tissue in the testicles to stretch, which can be very uncomfortable for the man.

When it comes to playing with the testicles, it is important to use a light touch. Gently caressing and stroking the testicles can be pleasurable, and it is important to use a lubricant to reduce friction and make the experience more enjoyable. Additionally, it is important to pay attention to the man’s body language and stop if he appears to be in pain or discomfort.

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Never Twist His Testicles in Any Way

This is one of the things you should never do to a man’s privates. Not only does it cause excruciating pain that lasts for days, it may also damage his privates, make him swell up, and may even cause an internal bleed that requires immediate hospital attention.

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Be Careful if You Decide to Squeeze His Privates

Grabbing his private parts, be he clothed or not, is a very sexually aggressive thing for a woman to do and a confident woman may play into a man’s erotic fantasies. However, remember that his privates are tender. Be careful if you go for the crotch grab.

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You Can Tug One Thing but Not the Others

Tug on his penis with a fair amount of ferocity and it will not hurt him (at least not at first), but tug on his testicles and he will experience a great deal of pain. Just like when sucking his testicles, it is possible you may stretch the connective tissues inside his scrotum. The pain a man feels is a mixture of the pain of cramp with the pain of a toothache.

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Be Careful if You Are Exposing Them to Hot or Cold Temperatures

It can be fun experimenting with hot and cold things in the bedroom. A hot cup of tea or unsweetened coffee in your mouth may warm it up so that it feels nice during oral sex. Suck an ice cube and go down on him and that too provides him with a strange but nice sensation. What is not so much fun is going down on him with an ice cube in your mouth because extreme temperatures cause pain. If it is too hot or cold to go on your eyelid, then it is too hot or cold to go near his private parts. If you want to experiment with different temperatures, then ask his permission and go slowly.

You can have great fun playing with your man’s private parts (and he’ll enjoy it too!). Just remember when there’s a need for gentleness. Have you ever caused your man pain?

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Is Adam really naked there????

Women, even if in a relationship, don't have the right to do anything to a man privates without permission. Some men have really sensitive balls and do not appreciate the random grabbing on them, some men actually like it. Don't just assuming all men 'like' this kind of thing done to them. I've accidentally kneed my boyfriend in the balls before and oh my god he was in so much pain it was unbelievable. It's not an area to play around with and it very dangerous! The balls carry the sperm, the penis is where it is at.

Preach Claire!

Gotta love it lol lol

Interesting article thanks

Is this really an article?

@liz hez - is that all you do on here? Post on articles about how pointless they are? This is actually a very important article for safety. So don't be to ignorant.

All the tall, dark strong handsome men, like Adam here, so easily teased and aroused, so powerful...and yet, all we need do is tug a bit too tightly on that little sack, and we literally have him in the palm of our small delicate manicured hand...sorry, I just finished watching the Lizzie Borden Chronicles, just couldn't help myself lol...for all the advice men are given about how to treat a woman's private parts, it seems fantastical that many of us can be so unfamiliar with HIS privates? Nice post, Neecey! You love to tackle the "delicate" topics and you do it well😉Not tone gross, but practical, rather, if a guy expects me to show some licking and loving to the family jewels, he had better be well groomed down there! Men now expect us to be groomed, well, they had better reciprocate, because I am not going to end up with a mouthful of kinky hair! The candy is dandy...the hair not so much💋

All I have to say is Ohhhhhhhhh Adam

I tug on balls all the time

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