21 One Liner Jokes to Make You Giggle ...

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It is around this time of year that we could all do with a good laugh to help fight the January/February blues off, so here is a list of 21 one liner jokes to make you giggle (hopefully).

Some are all cheese, some are more than one liners and other are just plain silly.2

Nevertheless, a little laughter never hurt anyone, so here's hoping that at least one of these one liner jokes tickles your pickle….

1. What’s the Difference...

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between boogies and broccoli?

Kids don’t eat broccoli.

Trust me, this is just the first of many gross one liner jokes!

2. How Can You Tell...

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when a turkey is done?

He flushes the toilet.

3. How do Men...

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exercise at the beach?

By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

4. What Happened to the Boy...

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who drank 8 Cokes?

He burped 7-Up.

5. Two Friends

After spending a happy evening drinking together, two acquaintances promise to meet again in ten years time at the same bar, same time.2

Ten years later, the first guy walks in, looks around, and sure enough, there is his friend on a bar stool.

He clasps his old friends hands and cries, "The day we left, I didn't think I’d really see you here!" The friend looks up, stares, sways slightly and says, "Who left?"

6. Why do Golfers...

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wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.

7. What is Red...

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and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

8. How do You...

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wake up Lady Gaga?

You poker face.

9. Doctor… Doctor!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a moth!" The doctor says, "Well, I don't think it's me you want to see, maybe I can refer you to a psychiatrist." The man says, "Funny you should say that, I was actually just on my way there when I noticed your light was on."2

Three Old Ladies
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